Drowning In My Id

I don't want to kill time anymore, until you agree to be my accomplice.
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Comfort is dumb because it makes us babies when we’re faced with minuscule adversity. But comfort is great because it’s…well, comfortable.

Game recognize game. (at Birdie Rappinghood)

This guy was walking around the mall holding this trophy. Not sure what it’s for, but the whole thing looked very sad. Welp, I guess if you can’t get the wife, you can still show off your trophy.

I just sat through this entire film. Voluntarily. I could have changed it at any time. I didn’t. Not even once. I enjoyed it. “How can he be single?”, says no woman ever.

I just sat through this entire film. Voluntarily. I could have changed it at any time. I didn’t. Not even once. I enjoyed it. “How can he be single?”, says no woman ever.

The first time I saw you, I felt so at home.
The first time I kissed you, I felt like I was home.
The first time I fucked you, I knew I was home.
And I felt like I was home to you.
Why did you move out?
You were always home to me.
Why did you evict me?
Every time I think about you, I wish I was home again.
Every time I hear your name, or remember something you said, I wonder why I’m not at home.
Anytime I see your face, I get homesick.
Such is life for a homeless romantic like myself.
“Please don’t take me home, ‘cause I haven’t got one anymore.”

katlamcglynn:

It’s 4:00 p.m. and I just realized I’m wearing the same outfit today as Luanne when she went all “Sinead O’Connor” on King Of The Hill.

You wore it better, gorgeous.

fookyeahconradveidt:

enrapturedcarcass:

Ernst Lubitsch gladly admiring Pola Negri’s portrait, the actress who so famously starred in many of his films.


#How to tell if it’s Ernst Lubitsch in the picture, #Is he smoking a cigar?, #Is he leering at someone?, #It’s prolly EL

fookyeahconradveidt:

enrapturedcarcass:

Ernst Lubitsch gladly admiring Pola Negri’s portrait, the actress who so famously starred in many of his films.

#How to tell if it’s Ernst Lubitsch in the picture, #Is he smoking a cigar?, #Is he leering at someone?, #It’s prolly EL

soaked-fallen-angel:

masterfulmoriarty:

my-name-is-long:

bbcwonderland:

misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

WOW

I… Can’t even….

What?

this just in: wind is finite. in a few years, there will be NO WIND WHATSOEVER.

oshit better start stocking up on wind people

"Dafuq"?

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