Drowning In My Id

I don't want to kill time anymore, until you agree to be my accomplice.
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I don’t even know bruh. (at Winter Murderland)

This guy kept wanting to hang out. Then he pecked my left eye out. Cute kid, though.

My drug dealer just pulled up.

Sky on Fire

3D Douchebag (at Walter P. Thompson Surveying & Mapping)

If you thought Rain Man was an excellent driver, you should see Radio give it a go. (at Hawaii State Hospital)

Actual quote from the perfect Andy Griffith Show. This has never sounded more apropos. (Courtesy of boingboing)

This was a great, surprising moment.

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